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I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees. They/them
11:30 am

rorygilmore:

karolina’s really important to you isn’t she? more than anything. “

10:49 pm

bastardofchaos:

female-body-appreciation:

Daisy Christina: «Tomb Raider 2018»

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11:25 pm

Please consider supporting a seabird rescue in Aotearoa feed emaciated seabirds!

violetsandshrikes:

A Kaikōura wildlife rescuer is forced to feed expired fish to starving seabirds, as each year thousands of birds are being brought in emaciated, due to changing climate and over fishing of natural feeding zones.

Director Sabrina Luecht said the 2020/2021 breeding season has been the third year in a row she has had to rely on donated fish past its use-by-date from local shops to feed starving red-billed gulls.

“This was the fifth year in a row we have witnessed seabird die-offs across species in New Zealand, beginning in early spring.”

Last year was the seventh warmest year on record in New Zealand, and six of the country’s eight warmest years have occurred since 2013 - heating waters means prey retreats to the cooler ocean depths, and therefore is out of the reach of most seabirds. 

Luecht said in New Zealand, seabirds are the most endangered group of bird species, with 90 per cent classified as threatened.

The article is available here, TW for animal death and images of deceased animals.

The Kaikoura Wildlife Rescue has a givealittle here if you’d like to contribute towards food and care of seabirds in Aotearoa in 2021.

The Kaikoura Wildlife Rescue can be followed on Instagram here for updates!

11:23 pm

inscrutably-coy:

*is nonbinary in a lesbian little way that pisses you off*

11:21 pm

kittnpaws:

animalcrossingmemes:

my last game is actually overwatch haha… wbu?

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call me minecraft steve

11:18 pm

khijenn:

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10:54 pm

guooey:

the-bored-coffee:

flowerb-0y:

guooey:

I still haven’t recovered from this

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ALAKWNSJAKWNALAKSKSKSMN RIGHT UNDER THIS I GOT AN AD FOR A ANIMAL HOSPITAL OSOWJWJSJDJDNDJDJDJ

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10:47 pm

kaity–did:

kaity–did:

404computerhamstersnotfound:

kaity–did:

panicatthe21falloutromance:

kaity–did:

kaity–did:

kaity–did:

kaity–did:

kaity–did:

kaity–did:

kaity–did:

kaity–did:

Y’all being pregnant while moving into a new house is BUCKWILD


My husband is an intelligent man, but he has gotten in his head that if I lift one box I will PERISH

Here is the problem in a nutshell

Would I love to let my husband do everything? Of course?

But this absolute GIANT of a man after TEN YEARS together still has no spatial awareness and NO AWARENESS that his a A FOOT AND A HALF taller than me. If he is left to put thing away, he will do so diligently but he PUTS EVERYTHING ON THE TOP SHELF and my TINY TREX ARMS CAN NOT MAKE THAT TRIP

I threw out my back and he’s now convinced that it’s his fault for letting me carry paper plates in the house my self and that he’s going to be a terrible father


This man has a LAW DEGREE and is a PRACTICING ATTORNEY

“You have two skeletons inside you right now that is double the amount I have. You are my sweet special Eldritch Horror” - My Husband



Thanks I think?

“It’s insane that we just made a person! I’ve never even met a baby before what do I say?!”


Not worried about diapers here folks, just first impressions

“I’m going be be a dad which is just buckwild. I have your pregnancy checklist but here is my fatherhood check list

1. I need a riding lawn mower

2. I need a white tank top

3. I need a beer, particularly an amber colored one

4. I need a book of puns

5. I need a baby back pack to carry said baby

6. I want my own diaper bag, and I want it to be STYLISH


Kait are you writing this down this is important?”

Me: a lot of people on the internet are calling you a himbo, would you like to respond?

Husband: I am often very dumb, and I do drink the respect women juice like fine wine, however I am not very strong, and I just don’t know if I can accept this title if I do not meet all the qualifications

Me: I don’t know, you lifted all those boxes on your own

Husband: this was simply DAD ENERGY

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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I can not with this fool

literally marry him

I have great news my friend

marry him again

I’ve read him some of these replies and he got very upset and yelled (which if you know my husband is barely over a whisper) “I CANT MARRY YOU ANY HARDER I KNOW IVE GOOGLED IT MANY TIMES”

Y’all I’m obsessed with this idiot

Everybody wants a himbo husband until you get this text at 6am

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Why was he locked outside again? Cause he won’t let the dog “pee alone in the dark Kait, that’s inhumane” 🤦‍♀️

02:03 pm

deudly:

the rest is confetti !

02:00 pm

guccixcucci:

This is so cute 🥺

12:21 am
12:20 am

tikkunolamorgtfo:

tikkunolamorgtfo:

Y’all have no idea how mad it makes me to see George W Bush on my screen knowing I can’t legitimately call him the worst US president of my lifetime anymore. Like that shit was supposed to be a lock.

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12:20 am

hofessorx:

saltghosts:

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Absolutely OBSESSED with this teapot from 1882

Is he, yknow…

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12:19 am

latraviesascott:

bernie conquering Ba Sing Se

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12:19 am

sawnik:

gayarsonist:

an-anxious-gay-mess:

gayarsonist:

underneath-the-skin:

gayarsonist:

to the casual observer it may look like i’m trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife

The wife and the demon are the same person

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The fact that these replies would mean wildly different thing had they been said on a different platform, such as Facebook, is absolutely hilarious

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me before getting to the end of this post

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I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees. They/them
11:30 am

rorygilmore:

karolina’s really important to you isn’t she? more than anything. “

10:49 pm

bastardofchaos:

female-body-appreciation:

Daisy Christina: «Tomb Raider 2018»

image
11:25 pm

Please consider supporting a seabird rescue in Aotearoa feed emaciated seabirds!

violetsandshrikes:

A Kaikōura wildlife rescuer is forced to feed expired fish to starving seabirds, as each year thousands of birds are being brought in emaciated, due to changing climate and over fishing of natural feeding zones.

Director Sabrina Luecht said the 2020/2021 breeding season has been the third year in a row she has had to rely on donated fish past its use-by-date from local shops to feed starving red-billed gulls.

“This was the fifth year in a row we have witnessed seabird die-offs across species in New Zealand, beginning in early spring.”

Last year was the seventh warmest year on record in New Zealand, and six of the country’s eight warmest years have occurred since 2013 - heating waters means prey retreats to the cooler ocean depths, and therefore is out of the reach of most seabirds. 

Luecht said in New Zealand, seabirds are the most endangered group of bird species, with 90 per cent classified as threatened.

The article is available here, TW for animal death and images of deceased animals.

The Kaikoura Wildlife Rescue has a givealittle here if you’d like to contribute towards food and care of seabirds in Aotearoa in 2021.

The Kaikoura Wildlife Rescue can be followed on Instagram here for updates!

11:23 pm

inscrutably-coy:

*is nonbinary in a lesbian little way that pisses you off*

11:21 pm

kittnpaws:

animalcrossingmemes:

my last game is actually overwatch haha… wbu?

image

call me minecraft steve

11:18 pm

khijenn:

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image



image
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10:54 pm

guooey:

the-bored-coffee:

flowerb-0y:

guooey:

I still haven’t recovered from this

image

ALAKWNSJAKWNALAKSKSKSMN RIGHT UNDER THIS I GOT AN AD FOR A ANIMAL HOSPITAL OSOWJWJSJDJDNDJDJDJ

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10:47 pm

kaity–did:

kaity–did:

404computerhamstersnotfound:

kaity–did:

panicatthe21falloutromance:

kaity–did:

kaity–did:

kaity–did:

kaity–did:

kaity–did:

kaity–did:

kaity–did:

kaity–did:

Y’all being pregnant while moving into a new house is BUCKWILD


My husband is an intelligent man, but he has gotten in his head that if I lift one box I will PERISH

Here is the problem in a nutshell

Would I love to let my husband do everything? Of course?

But this absolute GIANT of a man after TEN YEARS together still has no spatial awareness and NO AWARENESS that his a A FOOT AND A HALF taller than me. If he is left to put thing away, he will do so diligently but he PUTS EVERYTHING ON THE TOP SHELF and my TINY TREX ARMS CAN NOT MAKE THAT TRIP

I threw out my back and he’s now convinced that it’s his fault for letting me carry paper plates in the house my self and that he’s going to be a terrible father


This man has a LAW DEGREE and is a PRACTICING ATTORNEY

“You have two skeletons inside you right now that is double the amount I have. You are my sweet special Eldritch Horror” - My Husband



Thanks I think?

“It’s insane that we just made a person! I’ve never even met a baby before what do I say?!”


Not worried about diapers here folks, just first impressions

“I’m going be be a dad which is just buckwild. I have your pregnancy checklist but here is my fatherhood check list

1. I need a riding lawn mower

2. I need a white tank top

3. I need a beer, particularly an amber colored one

4. I need a book of puns

5. I need a baby back pack to carry said baby

6. I want my own diaper bag, and I want it to be STYLISH


Kait are you writing this down this is important?”

Me: a lot of people on the internet are calling you a himbo, would you like to respond?

Husband: I am often very dumb, and I do drink the respect women juice like fine wine, however I am not very strong, and I just don’t know if I can accept this title if I do not meet all the qualifications

Me: I don’t know, you lifted all those boxes on your own

Husband: this was simply DAD ENERGY

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

image

I can not with this fool

literally marry him

I have great news my friend

marry him again

I’ve read him some of these replies and he got very upset and yelled (which if you know my husband is barely over a whisper) “I CANT MARRY YOU ANY HARDER I KNOW IVE GOOGLED IT MANY TIMES”

Y’all I’m obsessed with this idiot

Everybody wants a himbo husband until you get this text at 6am

image

Why was he locked outside again? Cause he won’t let the dog “pee alone in the dark Kait, that’s inhumane” 🤦‍♀️

02:03 pm

deudly:

the rest is confetti !

02:00 pm

guccixcucci:

This is so cute 🥺

12:21 am
12:20 am

tikkunolamorgtfo:

tikkunolamorgtfo:

Y’all have no idea how mad it makes me to see George W Bush on my screen knowing I can’t legitimately call him the worst US president of my lifetime anymore. Like that shit was supposed to be a lock.

image
image

12:20 am

hofessorx:

saltghosts:

image

Absolutely OBSESSED with this teapot from 1882

Is he, yknow…

image

12:19 am

latraviesascott:

bernie conquering Ba Sing Se

image

12:19 am

sawnik:

gayarsonist:

an-anxious-gay-mess:

gayarsonist:

underneath-the-skin:

gayarsonist:

to the casual observer it may look like i’m trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife

The wife and the demon are the same person

image

The fact that these replies would mean wildly different thing had they been said on a different platform, such as Facebook, is absolutely hilarious

image

me before getting to the end of this post

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